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Continue reading →: ITALIAN BEEF🫰🫰🫰TONY SOPRANO NOISES🫰🫰🫰 So easy a stunad (god I hope that’s not more offensive than I mean it) could do it. Ingredients Equipment Start by peeling too much garlic. Pre-peeled is fine. I won’t tell. Cut the white onion into quarters. Pour 32oz of beef stock into a pot over… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Sweet Potato Pie: DUUM’S VERSIONMy mother told me if I said my pie was better than hers, she’d never make me one again, so… Byreku im është më i mirë se i juaji, dhe ju nuhatni dhe jeni plakur. Të dua. 🥰. Ingredients Pecan Topping Filling Instructions Before you start absolutely ANYTHING, put your… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Wild Nights: Sour & Honey *NO-BAKE CHEESECAKE*This one got Emily to leave her room. Berry Topping Cheesecake Filling Instructions Add your berries and sweeteners to a medium pot over medium heat. Allow the natural juices of the fruit to show up before adding your juices. Chuck in everything else when the concoction comes to a light… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Eisenhart’s Dream (Turkey & Pastrami W/ Wasabi Slaw)“An attack on one mutant is an attack on all mutants!” – Max “Magneto” Eisenhart Ingredients Fixin’s Wasabi Slaw Instructions Have you ever put stuff in a bowl? Ever mix that stuff? Every put stuff on bread? Do all that. I’m on vacation. STAY EVIL (Magneto Was Right) The Vision
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Continue reading →: Chicken Parmesan 2: Electric Boogaloo (I hate clams I was just in my feelings)This wasn’t on the content schedule either. Shut up. I don’t trust clams. It’s kinda like how I don’t trust white men or snakes or people that do community theatre or dudes named Harvey or gnomes *they’re listening* or poets… I may just have trust issues. Ingredients Instructions Before you… The Vision
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Continue reading →: How to Lose a Steak in 10 DaysI may have started a tiny grease fire the first time I cooked a steak. The firefighter told me I should stop cooking. Which one of us talks about food on the internet now, jackass? #AFFAB. Doneness Steaks are much easier to perfect than one would think. The key is… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Seasoning for Dummies & the Mentally Ill *This one’s a lot use ctrl+F to search*Let’s forget my horrible decision-making skills and emotional immaturity for a sec. I turned off the Boy Genius and the Modern Baseball to bring you actually useful information. Don’t worry, I’ll start whining again eventually. Big Daddy Duum is a well cultured villain I’ll have you know. I’m also the… The Vision
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Continue reading →: It’s Okay to Just Not…Ya Know?If you haven’t picked up on this yet (despite the fact that I’m a man pretending to be a Saturday morning cartoon villain that also owns a cafe…on the internet), I ain’t all there upstairs. If I’m completely honest, some days are a struggle to keep going, and my mind… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Broke Boi BologneseYou’re probably broke and lying to some poor person about how well you can cook… Dumbass. Luckily, God loves you so much she created me to fix you. This Bolognese recipe is easy, fast, and best of all, cheap. You can get all the ingredients for sub $25, assuming you… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Restaurants Suck & so Do YouRestaurants since like 2020 have been so stressful and stroke inducing, I taught myself how to cook. Well, that and the one time a person made me half cooked potstickers… You gotta learn to survive when your other options are, ya know, horrible. This extends way past partners that can’t… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Fear and Loathing in Flavortown (Seasoning Mix Tutorial)If you can’t figure out how to season your food, go to the stupid corner and don’t look at me. You can have the technical parts down, but I won’t give a rat’s ass if your food tastes like 10oz of bounce-dat-ass. I feel like I told you people to… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Chocolate Peanut butter Pie *CONTAINS NUTS…DUH*I’m 99% sure I was dissociated when I made this soooooooo take all these measurements with a grain of salt? Ingredients Instructions Your first step is to disconnect from reality. This is important, because you don’t need to know what you’re doing. In two large bowls, pour 3c of heavy… The Vision
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