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Continue reading →: How to Lose a Steak in 10 DaysI may have started a tiny grease fire the first time I cooked a steak. The firefighter told me I should stop cooking. Which one of us talks about food on the internet now, jackass? #AFFAB. Doneness Steaks are much easier to perfect than one would think. The key is… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Seasoning for Dummies & the Mentally Ill *This one’s a lot use ctrl+F to search*Let’s forget my horrible decision-making skills and emotional immaturity for a sec. I turned off the Boy Genius and the Modern Baseball to bring you actually useful information. Don’t worry, I’ll start whining again eventually. Big Daddy Duum is a well cultured villain I’ll have you know. I’m also the… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Ragu: DUUM’S VersionThere Was A Hole Here Once. It’s Gone Now. Ingredients *This can be a vegetarian deal just take out the meat and meat-adjacent parts* 1lb of Bone-in Beef Shank (room temp and chunked) 28oz can of crushed tomatoes (I prefer Cento ) 1/2c Passata Di Pomodoro (Italian Strained Tomatoes) 1… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Steak Taco w/ Quesadilla Shell & EloteI’ve spent the last 8 weeks in an intensive outpatient program. That sounds scary, but I’m fine now. More importantly, I met some of the most wonderful people. Each one had such a bright spirit and amazing stories. They gave me the confidence and tools to get back in the… The Vision
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Continue reading →: It’s Okay to Just Not…Ya Know?If you haven’t picked up on this yet (despite the fact that I’m a man pretending to be a Saturday morning cartoon villain that also owns a cafe…on the internet), I ain’t all there upstairs. If I’m completely honest, some days are a struggle to keep going, and my mind… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Let’s Cancel Thanksgiving…TogetherHi, my name is Nicholas Fields, and I hate Thanksgiving. This may be a surprise coming from a 280lbs brick shithouse with a bench press higher than your credit score. It just doesn’t make sense to me at the big age of old as hell. Seeing as this is a… The Vision
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Continue reading →: QuesabirriaI lived in a hotel for like 2 months once. Ate Mexican 3 times a week. Shout out to El Rodeo. Ingredients Beef shank or Beef Short rib Chilè Arbol 2 Jalapeños 1 habanero 2 tbsp Sofrito 1 large white onion 6 cloves garlic (whole) 2 tbsp Sazon 1 tbsp… The Vision
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Continue reading →: The Viktor VonI once spent 45 minutes talking to a schizophrenic man about sandwiches. I still owe him a copy of The Crow. Ingredients 1 chicken breast (fried) 1 Avocado Pepper jack cheese Pesto Bacon Pickled roasted red pepper Half loaf of French bread Instructions For the sake of brevity, you can… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Caramelized Cinnamon RollsThis one is for Mama Duum. You took my Gameboy in 2006 and I haven’t forgiven you for that. I was at the Elite 4, level 65 Charizard doin work. My room was going to be junky for the next 10 years. Boo-hoo. Anyway she used to make me cinnamon… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Baby Back Ribs and Fried Sweet CornThis one’s for a grumpy old man named Herman. We’re all doing just fine. Ingredients Ribs 1 rack of baby backs BBQ spice rub (If you have a favorite use that) 1 large apple yellow mustard an oven Fried Sweet Corn 4 ears of sweet corn 1/2 tbsp black pepper… The Vision