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Continue reading →: Seasoning for Dummies & the Mentally Ill *This one’s a lot use ctrl+F to search*Let’s forget my horrible decision-making skills and emotional immaturity for a sec. I turned off the Boy Genius and the Modern Baseball to bring you actually useful information. Don’t worry, I’ll start whining again eventually. Big Daddy Duum is a well cultured villain I’ll have you know. I’m also the… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Ragu: DUUM’S VersionThere Was A Hole Here Once. It’s Gone Now. Ingredients *This can be a vegetarian deal just take out the meat and meat-adjacent parts* That’s a long ass ingredient list, ain’t it? I swear it’s way easier than it looks or my name isn’t… I don’t remember my real name.… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Steak Taco w/ Quesadilla Shell & EloteI’ve spent the last 8 weeks in an intensive outpatient program. That sounds scary, but I’m fine now. More importantly, I met some of the most wonderful people. Each one had such a bright spirit and amazing stories. They gave me the confidence and tools to get back in the… The Vision
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Continue reading →: It’s Okay to Just Not…Ya Know?If you haven’t picked up on this yet (despite the fact that I’m a man pretending to be a Saturday morning cartoon villain that also owns a cafe…on the internet), I ain’t all there upstairs. If I’m completely honest, some days are a struggle to keep going, and my mind… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Let’s Cancel Thanksgiving…TogetherHi, my name is Nicholas Fields, and I hate Thanksgiving. This may be a surprise coming from a 280lbs brick shithouse with a bench press higher than your credit score. It just doesn’t make sense to me at the big age of old as hell. Seeing as this is a… The Vision
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Continue reading →: QuesabirriaI lived in a hotel for like 2 months once. Ate Mexican 3 times a week. Shout out to El Rodeo. Ingredients Instructions Take your meat out at least 2 hours before you start cooking. You’ll also want to start rehydrating your chilè arbol 15 minutes ahead of time in… The Vision
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Continue reading →: The Viktor VonI once spent 45 minutes talking to a schizophrenic man about sandwiches. I still owe him a copy of The Crow. Ingredients Instructions For the sake of brevity, you can find my chicken and pesto recipe HERE. I came up with this sandwich while fighting with the leftovers from that… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Caramelized Cinnamon RollsThis one is for Mama Duum. You took my Gameboy in 2006 and I haven’t forgiven you for that. I was at the Elite 4, level 65 Charizard doin work. My room was going to be junky for the next 10 years. Boo-hoo. Anyway she used to make me cinnamon… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Baby Back Ribs and Fried Sweet CornThis one’s for a grumpy old man named Herman. We’re all doing just fine. Ingredients Ribs Fried Sweet Corn Instructions First step, take your rack and flip it over. There’s a membrane on the backside called “Silver Skin“. Its gross and dumb and we don’t want it. My suggestion would… The Vision
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Continue reading →: Duum BurgersFrom the Drive-thru at the End of the World. Ingredients (makes 2 doubles) Burgers are the cornerstone of American fast food culture. You can’t throw a rock in this joint and not hit some restaurant selling one. Variety and convenience are cool, but so is eating something that doesn’t taste… The Vision
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